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A.L.V. Valentine's - Unisex Tee

A.L.V. Valentine's - Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.99 USD
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Not all Valentine’s Day messages are sweet — some are direct, honest, and a little savage. The A.L.V. Valentine Tee is inspired by classic Valentine cards, but with a twist: it says what you feel without saying too much.

This design walks the fine line between love and “ya estuvo.” It’s funny, sarcastic, and slightly passive-aggressive — perfect for those relationships that didn’t end in drama, pero tampoco en amor eterno. You don’t hate them… you just wish them well from very far away.

With a bold cherub graphic and a broken heart, this tee is for anyone who celebrates Valentine’s Day their own way. Porque a veces el mejor mensaje es uno que se entiende sin explicación. Es chiste… pero no tanto.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. We will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail. So thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! 

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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